literaturewank:

"Your mom is gaaay!"

"Which one?"

"…"

[stunned silence]

Some kids are arguing on my street, one has lesbian moms. I fucking can’t breathe.

(via girlwithdetermination)

bewbies:

must be following: bewbies and zaynsbro

we are going to promote a lot of you guys to over 87K followers

you will gain atleast 50 new followers so don’t forget to thank us later ;)

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(via bewbies)

Oh my, she’s so great, I’ve fallen for her
Even as a girl, I can see she’s so great

(Source: femaleidol, via jasmine-black)

njena:

its a shame that in 6 or so billion years, any and all existence on earth will be wiped out by the sun’s expansion, and it’s almost scary to think about how even now the sun continues to grow bigger and hotter, sexy and hotter let’s shut it down. pound the alarm

(Source: doppelgender, via lots-o-fandoms)

mintprincen:

goddess-of-apples:

snorlaxlovesme:

rosereturns:

things said in majority of movies:

  • "I TRUSTED YOU!!"
  • "she’s not just some girl!"
  • "I should have told you this a long time ago."
  • "I’m not a little girl anymore!!"
  • "but I love him!!"

-“You’re giving up your dream!”
  “No dad, I’m giving up YOUR dream.”

"I knew your father. He was a good man."

*girl walks downstairs*

Guy: Wow… you look… great.

(via imaginationemissary)

youtubebanana:

delicate-fallen-angelpancake:

joanne-angel-of-pizza-n-pancakes:

thursdaysangel-tuesdaysdemon:

queen-of-destiel-land:

& message you without being judged.

go for it

any time

I actually like having messages. 

please send me stuff! I love it!

I love getting messages ^u^

(Source: 100wordsneversaid, via robintotherescue)

221bitssmallerontheoutside:

mooitstimdrake:

shinybulbasaurs:

shinybulbasaurs:

i tripped over a bra today

i think it was a booby trap

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That was like the biggest plot twist of my life

(Source: hawluchas, via resonating-kitty)

barackobotm:

prizes:

  • my friendship

how to win:

  • read this
  • you won
  • please don’t leave me 

(Source: poodlepunk, via cookie-crumbzz)

cymbalknight:

nash-grier:

This is my tree. his name is Herbert

psa noone fucking cares that you named your goddamn branch it probably has too much hair for you anyways

cymbalknight:

nash-grier:

This is my tree. his name is Herbert

psa noone fucking cares that you named your goddamn branch it probably has too much hair for you anyways

(via minebound)

bewbies:

No likes!

Must be following: bewbies

Will promote everyone through out the day to help you reach your goal! :)

I will also follow blogs back. You will gain 15+

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(via bewbies)

Pianist Wu Yifan from director Xu’s Meipai update

(Source: lil-duckling, via exo-porntastic)

(Source: best-of-memes, via vexrawh)

how do fourteen year olds get pregnant, I can’t even get a high five from a guy

(Source: aiiimeeee, via yixingforpresident)

sakura-no-hanabira:

Date in MEKAKUCITY

By こけもも。

※Permission to upload this was given by the artist.

(via 3000yen)

friskygrandma:

I!!!DONT!!!WANNA!!!CARE!!!ABOUT!!!MY!!!WEIGHT!!! BUT!!!I!!!DO!!!

(via ray-the-cutie)